sir-hathaway:

berdmn:

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

Cons to being gay: both you and your husband drown on the Titanic

This took me a second. 

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robotrockers:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

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jesus my insides are twisting in a knot

tis can’t be that fucking hard, going up to an office desk and asking a secretary lady if she can help me get into that mandatory class or if she can point me to the right person

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

(Source: zobb, via gonnaletthelightshine)

keithmoom:

“knock knock”

“who’s there”

“the”

“the who?”

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*”

(Source: squadwarrior, via loki-iago)

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sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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giants0rbiting:

I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON

giants0rbiting:

I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass


new rolemodel

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

new rolemodel

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(Source: fairytailwitch, via ealperin)

Tags: hullabaloo

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

arte-mysia:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bidyke:

theaubisticagenda:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

In before someone says “but umbrella term!” The umbrella identity has capitalized “g.” This is bisexual erasure and fuck that shit.

Just a friendly note to say that “gay” does not mean bisexual, whether or not the G is capitalized. Saying anything other than “bisexual” to say “bisexual” is bisexual erasure.

YES THIS
Andrew Garfield wants BISEXUAL Spiderman thank you very much <3

I really hate the excuse “it’s a blanket term”…I hear it a lot with people, actually, especially with regards to transgender obliterating transsexual identity.

People need to realise that these terms are not inerchangeable and that if someone uses one in particular then that’s the one they should use as well…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

arte-mysia:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bidyke:

theaubisticagenda:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

In before someone says “but umbrella term!” The umbrella identity has capitalized “g.” This is bisexual erasure and fuck that shit.

Just a friendly note to say that “gay” does not mean bisexual, whether or not the G is capitalized. Saying anything other than “bisexual” to say “bisexual” is bisexual erasure.

YES THIS

Andrew Garfield wants BISEXUAL Spiderman thank you very much <3

I really hate the excuse “it’s a blanket term”…I hear it a lot with people, actually, especially with regards to transgender obliterating transsexual identity.

People need to realise that these terms are not inerchangeable and that if someone uses one in particular then that’s the one they should use as well…

(Source: bonedragonpit, via ealperin)

I’m a bit better now that I have hot chocolate, this class is freezing and I need my sugar but coffee would just give me palpitations and I’d end up more tired afterwards than I am now

and just

hot chocolate

FALL IS HERE (if only)

stephmcquizzle replied to your post: ugh this looks so interesting but my h…

:’( it’s okay I’ll leave you alone just have a good day

I’ll be there later, sweetie, like I proised, don’t worry, maybe I’ll just take a nap when I come home before coming online ^^

ugh this looks so interesting but my head hurts and I still can’t concentrate on anything T_T

also having to go talk to someone in my department to ask if I can get into that class that’s full so I don’t have to come back next year just to do the one class is stressing me like hell

but I was told email and phone won’t get a hold of the lady in time so I best go in person

reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

timholtorf:

onemultiplefandom:

snowprincess-artist:

ask-the-dragon-child:

I MEAN…

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Who image

Doesnt

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like dragons?

They can be loyal

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or they can be firce

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How can you not love dragons?

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They are like huge cats

DRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONS

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